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Old November 2nd 05, 08:41 AM
Dallas Dahms
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How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys before your
marriage?
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Old November 2nd 05, 08:56 AM
MarkČ
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Dallas Dahms wrote:
How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys
before your marriage?


Troll.
Not Dallas.


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Old November 2nd 05, 09:00 AM
William Graham
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"Dallas Dahms" wrote in message
...
How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys before
your
marriage?


I'd quick check in the mirror to see if I were, "turning black".....:^)
Seriously, it wouldn't bother me a bit. I can't understand what women
see in us men anyway, so our attraction to them is a complete mystery to me,
no matter what color we are......I am just very happy that they like us, and
are (seemingly) attracted to us no matter how ugly we are.........


  #4  
Old November 2nd 05, 09:07 AM
Kadaitcha Man
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William Graham, , the spayed, intellectually non-existent
farmhand, and attendant of the kept woman, contrived:
"Dallas Dahms" wrote in message
...
How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys
before your
marriage?


I'd quick check in the mirror to see if I were, "turning
black".....:^) Seriously, it wouldn't bother me a bit. I can't
understand what women see in us men anyway, so our attraction to them is a
complete mystery
to me, no matter what color we are......I am just very happy that
they like us, and are (seemingly) attracted to us no matter how ugly
we are.........


Wishful dreaming.

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Old November 2nd 05, 05:59 PM
Cachua Bun
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I would feel like a Canon camera in the hand of someone who used to
shoot with Nikons. Insecure, uncertain, .... My zoom is probably too
short? My wide angle does not stretch the frame far enough? Will she
got frustrated and trades me in for a Nikon?
(just try to make it camera-related!!)

MarkČ wrote:
Dallas Dahms wrote:

How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys
before your marriage?



Troll.
Not Dallas.


  #6  
Old November 2nd 05, 07:40 PM
ian lincoln
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"William Graham" wrote in message
...

"Dallas Dahms" wrote in message
...
How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys before
your
marriage?


I'd quick check in the mirror to see if I were, "turning black".....:^)
Seriously, it wouldn't bother me a bit. I can't understand what women
see in us men anyway, so our attraction to them is a complete mystery to
me, no matter what color we are......I am just very happy that they like
us, and are (seemingly) attracted to us no matter how ugly we are.........


speak for yourself **** face


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Old November 2nd 05, 08:43 PM
Robert C.
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"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in message
n.foul.heartworm.nerve...
William Graham, , the spayed, intellectually
non-existent
farmhand, and attendant of the kept woman, contrived:
"Dallas Dahms" wrote in message
...
How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys
before your
marriage?


I'd quick check in the mirror to see if I were, "turning
black".....:^) Seriously, it wouldn't bother me a bit. I can't
understand what women see in us men anyway, so our attraction to them is
a
complete mystery
to me, no matter what color we are......I am just very happy that
they like us, and are (seemingly) attracted to us no matter how ugly
we are.........


Wishful dreaming.

--
DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of
either
my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish
or
my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on
anything;
all rights reserved; the post is distribution copyrighted to the extent
that
you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you
may
not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications
without written permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other
copyright laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not noted,
either
deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change
without
notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to
actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental;
hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or
spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no
substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where
prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is"
without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full
liabilities;
not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse
employer; no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last;
if
defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but return to
an
authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at your own risk;
parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain material some readers
may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for
children; not suitable for adults; not for human consumption; keep away
from
sunlight, pets and small children; limit one-per-family; no money down; no
purchase necessary; to approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable
in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some
assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required
during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is
broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness,
irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper
ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place;
keep
away from open flames, naked flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes;
avoid contact with mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store
above 60 degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic
source;
smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard,
second
only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the post is
made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were
used to test the hilarity of this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no
salt,
MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to
peanuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult
your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet;
must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal; post offer
valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher in South
Australia;
allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage from hurricane, lightning,
tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse,
self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from improper
installation,
broken antenna, marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered
serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from
nuclear blasts or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to
aeroplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken
glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or
dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply. If
something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All conditions
apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been changed to protect the
guilty.

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Erokzoczzktykrpjrzzcovacykruvnvpvuzzrgqcagurcmjr.P ncuavjuckogmkzpgkqec



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this universe. LOL.

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Old November 2nd 05, 08:50 PM
William Graham
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"MarkČ" mjmorgan(lowest even number wrote in message
news:hi_9f.4623$UF4.3786@fed1read02...
Dallas Dahms wrote:
How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys
before your marriage?


Troll.
Not Dallas.

Yeah.....I thought of that a while after I answered him.....I said to
myself, "That sure doesn't sound like Dallas...."


  #9  
Old November 3rd 05, 04:57 AM
Father Kodak
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On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:58:04 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote:

.... if your wife knew you were responding seriously to this assinine
troll?

Father Kodak

On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 16:27:34 GMT, John Henry posted
something accessible as in
alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:

"Dallas Dahms" wrote in
:

How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys
before your marriage?


I would feel like "Holy ****, when did I get married?"


I would feel like "Holy ****, I did *what* this weekend?"


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Old November 3rd 05, 10:26 AM
Father Kodak
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On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 05:54:17 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote:

On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 03:57:27 GMT, Father Kodak
posted something accessible as
in alt.usenet.kooks,
selections of which I respond to below:

On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:58:04 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote:

... if your wife knew you were responding seriously to this assinine
troll?


So starting a silly cascade = "responding seriously" to a troll?
Interesting conclusion, top poasting cretin.


Hey, the least you could do is * spell * correctly. Correct reasoning
is optional for posters to this n/g.

Kodak

 




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