Apple does something right

In article , Andreas Skitsnack wrote:

Some here have been whining about the fact that there are no links
in posts here about positive things regarding Apple. To dispel
that, here's a link to something positive that Apple has done:

http://www.theguardian.com/technolog...ially-diverse-
emoji-and-they-come-in-five-skin-shades

We can all rest easier now. Apple has added emojis to allow
everyone to use an emoji that reflects their appearance. Whew! The
world needs this.

Sadly, though, Apple has overlooked the needs of one of our posters.
I've submitted a Troll emoji to Apple so this poster will have one
that he can use:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/qemcrv6eps...emoji.jpg?dl=0

Congratulations, you managed to post both an off-topic thread, an antagonizing
thread and also antagonize through other media in one post.

I never click your links, and this selfie is no different.

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Sandman

In article ,
Sandman wrote:

In article , Andreas Skitsnack
wrote:

Some here have been whining about the fact that there are no links
in posts here about positive things regarding Apple. To dispel
that, here's a link to something positive that Apple has done:

http://www.theguardian.com/technolog...acially-divers
e-
emoji-and-they-come-in-five-skin-shades

We can all rest easier now. Apple has added emojis to allow
everyone to use an emoji that reflects their appearance. Whew! The
world needs this.

Sadly, though, Apple has overlooked the needs of one of our posters.
I've submitted a Troll emoji to Apple so this poster will have one
that he can use:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/qemcrv6eps...emoji.jpg?dl=0

Congratulations, you managed to post both an off-topic thread, an
antagonizing
thread and also antagonize through other media in one post.

I never click your links, and this selfie is no different.

I'm afraid of no links! And a selfie it is!! The hat is appropriately
brown...
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In article ,
Tony Cooper wrote:

On 24 Feb 2015 17:24:53 GMT, Sandman wrote:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/qemcrv6eps...emoji.jpg?dl=0

I never click your links, and this selfie is no different.

Yeah, I believe you. I also believe in flying pigs.

PIF? :-p
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In article , Andreas Skitsnack wrote:

Andreas Skitsnack:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qemcrv6eps...emoji.jpg?dl=0

Sandman:
I never click your links, and this selfie is no different.

Yeah, I believe you. I also believe in flying pigs.

Wait, you thought I clicked your trolling links? That's so cute.

--
Sandman

In article ,
Sandman wrote:

In article , Andreas Skitsnack
wrote:

Andreas Skitsnack:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qemcrv6eps...emoji.jpg?dl=0

Sandman:
I never click your links, and this selfie is no different.

Yeah, I believe you. I also believe in flying pigs.

Wait, you thought I clicked your trolling links? That's so cute.

TC was not sarcastic. I repeat not sarcastic. If he believes in flying
pigs, then so do I. They can surely be found in his backyard and around
his table at the holidays!
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In article , android wrote:

Andreas Skitsnack:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qemcrv6eps...emoji.jpg?dl=0

Sandman:
I never click your links, and this selfie is no
different.

Andreas Skitsnack:
Yeah, I believe you. I also believe in flying pigs.

Sandman:
Wait, you thought I clicked your trolling links? That's so cute.

TC was not sarcastic. I repeat not sarcastic. If he believes in
flying pigs, then so do I. They can surely be found in his backyard
and around his table at the holidays!



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Sandman

Tony Cooper Wrote in message:
On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 20:32:34 +0100, android wrote:

In article ,
Sandman wrote:

In article , Andreas Skitsnack
wrote:

Andreas Skitsnack:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qemcrv6eps...emoji.jpg?dl=0

Sandman:
I never click your links, and this selfie is no different.

Yeah, I believe you. I also believe in flying pigs.

Wait, you thought I clicked your trolling links? That's so cute.

TC was not sarcastic. I repeat not sarcastic. If he believes in flying
pigs, then so do I. They can surely be found in his backyard and around
his table at the holidays!

I thought I saw a flying pig in the backyard, so I invited nospam over
to photograph it for documentation.

He pulled out his Samsung Galaxy phone, snapped this photo, processed
it in GIMP on his Leveno laptop, and submitted it.

It seems he's not that used to taking photographs and had the phone
facing the wrong side.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/kyhn08ixaw...ospam.jpg?dl=0

Oki...
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 20:32:34 +0100, android wrote:

In article ,
Sandman wrote:

In article , Andreas Skitsnack
wrote:

Andreas Skitsnack:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qemcrv6eps...emoji.jpg?dl=0

Sandman:
I never click your links, and this selfie is no different.

Yeah, I believe you. I also believe in flying pigs.

Wait, you thought I clicked your trolling links? That's so cute.

TC was not sarcastic. I repeat not sarcastic. If he believes in flying
pigs, then so do I. They can surely be found in his backyard and around
his table at the holidays!

See
http://ovalpartnership.org.uk/ovalblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pink-floyd-flying-pig.jpg
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Regards,

Eric Stevens

In article ,
Eric Stevens wrote:

On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 20:32:34 +0100, android wrote:

In article ,
Sandman wrote:

In article , Andreas Skitsnack
wrote:

Andreas Skitsnack:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qemcrv6eps...emoji.jpg?dl=0

Sandman:
I never click your links, and this selfie is no different.

Yeah, I believe you. I also believe in flying pigs.

Wait, you thought I clicked your trolling links? That's so cute.

TC was not sarcastic. I repeat not sarcastic. If he believes in flying
pigs, then so do I. They can surely be found in his backyard and around
his table at the holidays!

See
http://ovalpartnership.org.uk/ovalbl...09/pink-floyd-
flying-pig.jpg

That's a fake! It's a "weather balloon" disguised as pig so that the
space aliens thus can fool mankind!!!
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In article ,
Whisky-dave wrote:

On Tuesday, 24 February 2015 19:32:39 UTC, android wrote:
In article ,
Sandman wrote:

In article , Andreas
Skitsnack
wrote:

Andreas Skitsnack:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qemcrv6eps...emoji.jpg?dl=0

Sandman:
I never click your links, and this selfie is no different.

Yeah, I believe you. I also believe in flying pigs.

Wait, you thought I clicked your trolling links? That's so cute.

TC was not sarcastic. I repeat not sarcastic. If he believes in flying
pigs, then so do I. They can surely be found in his backyard and around
his table at the holidays!

well flying pigs are as about believable as flying humans.
but here's a picture of one. :-)

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/fun/news...recreate-pink-
floyd-animals-cover.html#~p5iLIbj1kvnAV6

That pig ain't flying. You can see the pole up his bacon!
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