Shooting a church service

On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 18:54:28 -0400, Alan Browne
wrote:

Why is there an Interstate in Hawaii?

Several other single state interstates as well, such as I-4.

Why are there locks on the doors of 24 hour convenience stores?

For preserving the evidence at the crime scene, naturally.

But why isn't phonetically spelled phonetically?

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Stephen H. Westin wrote:

Ah, yes, the First amendment was a sissy idea, after all.

First amendment? Nah, this is Canada, we got it right the first time without
need for amendments.



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Stephen H. Westin wrote:

Ah, yes, the First amendment was a sissy idea, after all.

First amendment? Nah, this is Canada, we got it right the first time without
need for amendments.



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"John McWilliams" wrote in message
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Alan Browne wrote:

John McWilliams wrote:


The other day I was photographing some flowers in a park with a half
dozen other devoted photographers. I bounced some flash off of a
white panel to illuminate the BG a little ... some SOB begins praying
quietly behind me. I booted his ass out of the park.

Ah, kinda like shouting "Movie!!" in a crowded firehouse?


;-)

Why is there an Interstate in Hawaii?

The tunnel hasn't been built yet.

Why are there locks on the doors of 24 hour convenience stores?

They're open 24 hours; just not consecutively.


Snipped the last one as I don't have a comeback for it. (!). and, yes, I
am sure there's a stevenwright.com or summat, but I haven't yet been
there.

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John McWilliams

Well, as long as we're telling jokes....

A guy was showing off his new hearing aid to his friend. "It's the fanciest
hearing aid you can get. It cost me $3500." The friend says, " What kind is
it?" The guy says, "It's half past four".

"John McWilliams" wrote in message
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Alan Browne wrote:

John McWilliams wrote:


The other day I was photographing some flowers in a park with a half
dozen other devoted photographers. I bounced some flash off of a
white panel to illuminate the BG a little ... some SOB begins praying
quietly behind me. I booted his ass out of the park.

Ah, kinda like shouting "Movie!!" in a crowded firehouse?


;-)

Why is there an Interstate in Hawaii?

The tunnel hasn't been built yet.

Why are there locks on the doors of 24 hour convenience stores?

They're open 24 hours; just not consecutively.


Snipped the last one as I don't have a comeback for it. (!). and, yes, I
am sure there's a stevenwright.com or summat, but I haven't yet been
there.

--
John McWilliams

Well, as long as we're telling jokes....

A guy was showing off his new hearing aid to his friend. "It's the fanciest
hearing aid you can get. It cost me $3500." The friend says, " What kind is
it?" The guy says, "It's half past four".