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SHOOT-IN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!
On Sat, 31 Mar 2012 22:12:32 -0700 (PDT), Annika1980
wrote: : Well folks, there will be some new changes here starting today. : I have taken back control of the Shoot-In and Alan Browne has been : fired for incompetence, as well as impotence. : As you probably know, I was the one who originally started the Shoot- : In under my Lisa Horton alias. : "Lisa" quickly tired of it (actually, I tired of posting as her) so I : took it over in my name. Then I built it up to spectacular heights : and turned it over to a few ****ups who ran it into the ground. Well : that all ends today. : : Alan Browne has proven that he isn't fit to run such a simple exercise : so he is not only fired, but banned from all future mandates. Same : goes for that previous penis wrinkle, Bowser. Also, I have taken on a : new benefactor (we shall just call her "Ms. H") who promises to fund : the entire endeavor, so special thanks to Ms. H for the $23 a year to : Pbase. To show my thanks to her, I am incorporating her initial into : the name so from this point forward the Shoot-In shall be known as the : SHI. : : Also, my good friends Noons and Tony Polson have promised to not only : contribute to the SHI, but will be judging it from this point : forward. Who knows more about SHI than these guys? Both of them have : keen eyes and are allegedly excellent photographers themselves, so : their contributions will be welcome. : : A few changes to the format as well. From now on, all photos must : contain proper EXIF data. The reason is because from now on, only : photos shot with Canon cameras qualify for submission. So if you : shoot with a Sony Mavica or a Nikon (oops, that's redundant) you need : to sell that **** and get some real gear. We will allow off-brand, : lower quality lenses like Sigma, however, so as not to offend the : Australians. Of course, if you know how to fake the EXIF data, that : works for me. : : Also, at least half of the mandates will be HDR shots. I'm talking : true multiple-image HDR images, folks. I don't mean that godawful tone- : mapped halo-infested **** that masquerades as HDR on some of the : online photo groups. You've seen them ..... they look like something : a drunken Professional Wedding Photographer from Brisbane would : produce the first day he used Photomatix. No sir, only true HDR pics : here and at least 9 exposures per shot are recommended. : : And none of that artsy-fartsy Black & White crap. I hate that ****! : Henri Cartier-Bresson is dead .... get over it! : Push that Saturation slider up to it's Rockwell setting and let's see : some color, Rocha! : : Lastly, I am announcing the first mandate of the new SHI: "Bukkake" : : I know we have a lot of hidden talent in this group so I expect the : quality of submissions to explode with this one. I really look : forward to seeing what all you guys can cum up with. So let's start : shooting tonight, everybody! : : -Annika ---- Totally Back in ****in Charge!!! Thank God for the continuation of the Universe as we Know It. Today being already the 3rd, I was seriously starting to wonder what the Hell had happened to Bret's annual non-Papal Bull. Bob |
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