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Talk like a pirate day
ASAAR wrote:
On Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:59:11 -0700, C J Campbell wrote: Ye land lubber! A pirate has two eyes, good as yours, maybe better. The patch, laddy, is so that one eye is used to the dark. Makes it easier to see when you go below decks, me boy. When you are standin' by to repel boarders, there be no time for an eye to adjust to the dark below, so in battle we wears a patch over one eye. When we goes below, we flips up the patch. That was then, this is now. All good pirates know from the days when they were but wee scouts that it's wise to be prepared. Today's pirates know that when they're attacking and trying to board treasure laden Spanish frigates that their boarding parties will have to fend off blazing muskets and Canons. And after being temporarily blinded by their flashes and preflashes they'll still have to be able to advance. That's when they flips up them patches matey, or they pays a visit to Davy Jones. Arrrr. Nice work with the Canons and preflashes. -- Blinky Killing all posts from Google Groups The Usenet Improvement Project: http://improve-usenet.org Need a new news feed? http://blinkynet.net/comp/newfeed.html |
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C J Campbell wrote:
On 2008-09-18 16:46:02 -0700, "/dev/null/" said: The cabin boy was Kipper, A dirty little nipper, With glass in ass he circumcised the skipper, arr, Billy sometimes it gets lonely on the high seas... Polishin' the cap'n's peg leg, was he now? I'd rather be marooned than to tryst with some whiny cabin boy not even fit to swab me decks. An' if he doesn't like it, that cap'n can kiss a weevil. The lesser of two weevils, perhaps? -- Blinky Killing all posts from Google Groups The Usenet Improvement Project: http://improve-usenet.org Need a new news feed? http://blinkynet.net/comp/newfeed.html |
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"C J Campbell" wrote in message news:200809181711217987-christophercampbell@hotmailcom... On 2008-09-18 16:46:02 -0700, "/dev/null/" said: The cabin boy was Kipper, A dirty little nipper, With glass in ass he circumcised the skipper, arr, Billy sometimes it gets lonely on the high seas... Polishin' the cap'n's peg leg, was he now? I'd rather be marooned than to tryst with some whiny cabin boy not even fit to swab me decks. An' if he doesn't like it, that cap'n can kiss a weevil. -- Well blow me down!!! |
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"C J Campbell" wrote in message news:200809181711217987-christophercampbell@hotmailcom... On 2008-09-18 16:46:02 -0700, "/dev/null/" said: The cabin boy was Kipper, A dirty little nipper, With glass in ass he circumcised the skipper, arr, Billy sometimes it gets lonely on the high seas... Polishin' the cap'n's peg leg, was he now? I'd rather be marooned than to tryst with some whiny cabin boy not even fit to swab me decks. An' if he doesn't like it, that cap'n can kiss a weevil. -- Well blow me down!!! |
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On Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:46:02 -0400, "/dev/null/" wrote:
: The cabin boy was Kipper, A dirty little nipper, With glass in ass he : circumcised the skipper, I believe it's "He filled his ass with broken glass and ..." Roberrrrt |
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"Robert Coe" wrote in message ... On Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:46:02 -0400, "/dev/null/" wrote: : The cabin boy was Kipper, A dirty little nipper, With glass in ass he : circumcised the skipper, I believe it's "He filled his ass with broken glass and ..." Roberrrrt arrr. I hears it was ... The cabin boy, the cabin name Rita, did stuff her ass with Nikon glass, and circumsized the skipper. There were sat two cables away .. RichA was smashed like a bowl of eggs And the main truck carried off both me legs.. |
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On 9/18/08 5:59 PM, in article 2008091815591164440-christophercampbell@hotmailcom, "C J Campbell" wrote: On 2008-09-18 14:59:23 -0700, Blinky the Shark said: Wolfgang Weisselberg wrote: C J Campbell wrote: "Privateer" be fightin' words reserved for spammers. Most cerrrtainly not! A privateer, for example, a certain Sir Francis Drake, is often a very honorable person. A privateer basically outfits his own warship (with money from respectable businessmen, who back him) and gets paid by taking enemy ships as prises. A privateer is chartered by a government. A pirate gone leggit, if you squint a bit. Arr, but squintin' when ye only has one eye makes things dim. Ye land lubber! A pirate has two eyes, good as yours, maybe better. The patch, laddy, is so that one eye is used to the dark. Makes it easier to see when you go below decks, me boy. When you are standin' by to repel boarders, there be no time for an eye to adjust to the dark below, so in battle we wears a patch over one eye. When we goes below, we flips up the patch. We squints to see long distances in the sun. Who's "we"? Ya got a mouse in yer pocket? |
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On 9/19/08 9:14 AM, in article , "No Spam" wrote: "Robert Coe" wrote in message ... On Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:46:02 -0400, "/dev/null/" wrote: : The cabin boy was Kipper, A dirty little nipper, With glass in ass he : circumcised the skipper, I believe it's "He filled his ass with broken glass and ..." Roberrrrt arrr. I hears it was ... The cabin boy, the cabin name Rita, did stuff her ass with Nikon glass, and circumsized the skipper. With the size of that ass, it had to take every one in the Nikon lineup... There were sat two cables away .. RichA was smashed like a bowl of eggs And the main truck carried off both me legs.. |
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On 2008-09-21 11:58:39 -0700, George Kerby said:
On 9/18/08 5:59 PM, in article 2008091815591164440-christophercampbell@hotmailcom, "C J Campbell" wrote: On 2008-09-18 14:59:23 -0700, Blinky the Shark said: Wolfgang Weisselberg wrote: C J Campbell wrote: "Privateer" be fightin' words reserved for spammers. Most cerrrtainly not! A privateer, for example, a certain Sir Francis Drake, is often a very honorable person. A privateer basically outfits his own warship (with money from respectable businessmen, who back him) and gets paid by taking enemy ships as prises. A privateer is chartered by a government. A pirate gone leggit, if you squint a bit. Arr, but squintin' when ye only has one eye makes things dim. Ye land lubber! A pirate has two eyes, good as yours, maybe better. The patch, laddy, is so that one eye is used to the dark. Makes it easier to see when you go below decks, me boy. When you are standin' by to repel boarders, there be no time for an eye to adjust to the dark below, so in battle we wears a patch over one eye. When we goes below, we flips up the patch. We squints to see long distances in the sun. Who's "we"? Ya got a mouse in yer pocket? We pirates. -- Waddling Eagle World Famous Flight Instructor |
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C J Campbell wrote: On 2008-09-21 11:58:39 -0700, George Kerby said: On 9/18/08 5:59 PM, in article 2008091815591164440-christophercampbell@hotmailcom, "C J Campbell" wrote: On 2008-09-18 14:59:23 -0700, Blinky the Shark said: Wolfgang Weisselberg wrote: C J Campbell wrote: "Privateer" be fightin' words reserved for spammers. Most cerrrtainly not! A privateer, for example, a certain Sir Francis Drake, is often a very honorable person. A privateer basically outfits his own warship (with money from respectable businessmen, who back him) and gets paid by taking enemy ships as prises. A privateer is chartered by a government. A pirate gone leggit, if you squint a bit. Arr, but squintin' when ye only has one eye makes things dim. Ye land lubber! A pirate has two eyes, good as yours, maybe better. The patch, laddy, is so that one eye is used to the dark. Makes it easier to see when you go below decks, me boy. When you are standin' by to repel boarders, there be no time for an eye to adjust to the dark below, so in battle we wears a patch over one eye. When we goes below, we flips up the patch. We squints to see long distances in the sun. Who's "we"? Ya got a mouse in yer pocket? We pirates. Whoa there, Waddling Egret! You're a piLot, not a piRate! Shiver your timbrels. Rots of ruck with your election. -- Frank ess (Who'll be Pegreg Pete to your Mickey Pocketmouse, yarrr?) |
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