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"Boogersnot" wrote in message
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Bandicoot" "insert_handle_here wrote:
Mountain lions!?! Hmmm... Here in Australia, we don't contend with
anything in the way of large predators. Instead, we just have to
make sure we don't let some of the most venomous creatures known to
man share our sleeping bags.

Oh, I dunno - there can be an upside to letting a woman into your
sleeping bag...

Peter

I think women qualify as large predators. Just ask anyone who has
gone through a divorce.

Like me, for example. Actually it was my wife's lawyer that was the
predator - oh, wait, she was a woman too...

They hunt in packs.

On the other hand, two out of my three best friends are women.

Yeah, but marry one of them and see what happens!


No one in their right mind would destroy a beautiful friendship with
marriage......