life cycle

Oh, here's one mo

The life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way.

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better
every day.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect
your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and
you get ready for High School.

After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid,
you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap,
larger living quarters everyday...and then...

you finish off as an orgasm!

It would have to be better that way ...

because getting old .. just plain sucks.