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Brian C. Baird writes:
"Need... tungsten!" Dang! And all I had was wolfram. It used to be in all those oil filters years and years ago. Remember them? Fram Oil Filters? -- Phil Stripling | email to the replyto address is presumed The Civilized Explorer | spam and read later. email from this URL http://www.cieux.com/ | http://www.civex.com/ is read daily. |
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a quick guide to england awright governor = how are you sir fag?= would you like a cigarette oi ****** = that means you what you lookin at? = run away now! oi mate = hello lift=elevator pants=underwear trousers = pants ********= gonads=genetalia=oh dear tosser=someone who mastibates far too regularly ******=tosser **** me!= well i'll be darned Jessops= a very fine photographic establishment lorry= truck articulated lorry or artic=semi? (****ing big truck with lots of wheels) politician= see ****** the fuzz, the pigs, the old bill, the boys in blue = policeman (see also ****** ) "excuse me mate have you got the time"= you are probably about to get mugged jizz, jelly jewellry , pearl necklace cum = ejaculate bangers and mash = sausages and creamed potatoes traffic warden = see tosser "lets have a butchers then"= rhyming slang butchers hook = look "ooh me plates"= plates of meat feet "thrupnies"= thrupnie bits (2 cent pieces) tits "that was a bit pony"=pony and trap=crap pikeys=gypos=gypsies= nomadic theiving *******s who leave large amounts of garbage every where rubbish=garbage rhubarb=garbage Arses!= oh dear bloody yanks!= i don't actually like americans |
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a quick guide to england awright governor = how are you sir fag?= would you like a cigarette oi ****** = that means you what you lookin at? = run away now! oi mate = hello lift=elevator pants=underwear trousers = pants ********= gonads=genetalia=oh dear tosser=someone who mastibates far too regularly ******=tosser **** me!= well i'll be darned Jessops= a very fine photographic establishment lorry= truck articulated lorry or artic=semi? (****ing big truck with lots of wheels) politician= see ****** the fuzz, the pigs, the old bill, the boys in blue = policeman (see also ****** ) "excuse me mate have you got the time"= you are probably about to get mugged jizz, jelly jewellry , pearl necklace cum = ejaculate bangers and mash = sausages and creamed potatoes traffic warden = see tosser "lets have a butchers then"= rhyming slang butchers hook = look "ooh me plates"= plates of meat feet "thrupnies"= thrupnie bits (2 cent pieces) tits "that was a bit pony"=pony and trap=crap pikeys=gypos=gypsies= nomadic theiving *******s who leave large amounts of garbage every where rubbish=garbage rhubarb=garbage Arses!= oh dear bloody yanks!= i don't actually like americans |
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Joseph Meehan wrote:
Alien Wrenches? We have had a report of someone who had one or more wrenches with him and found that they are now on the forbidden list for airline travel. Did they mean Allen Keys? -- http://www.petezilla.co.uk |
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Joseph Meehan wrote:
Alien Wrenches? We have had a report of someone who had one or more wrenches with him and found that they are now on the forbidden list for airline travel. Did they mean Allen Keys? -- http://www.petezilla.co.uk |
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"Phil Stripling" wrote in message ... Watch out for those alien wrenches. I hear they especially like blond tourists. Bring back pictures, please. I understand they really go for those blond nuts & bolts.... |
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"Phil Stripling" wrote in message ... Watch out for those alien wrenches. I hear they especially like blond tourists. Bring back pictures, please. I understand they really go for those blond nuts & bolts.... |
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Peter Chant writes:
Joseph Meehan wrote: Alien Wrenches? We have had a report of someone who had one or more wrenches with him and found that they are now on the forbidden list for airline travel. Did they mean Allen Keys? No, he's been on the No Fly List so long, they no longer have to confiscate his alien wenches: http://www.eastcoastbob.com/keys.htm and click the "Here is the video" link. -- Phil Stripling | email to the replyto address is presumed The Civilized Explorer | spam and read later. email from this URL http://www.cieux.com/ | http://www.civex.com/ is read daily. |
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Peter Chant writes:
Joseph Meehan wrote: Alien Wrenches? We have had a report of someone who had one or more wrenches with him and found that they are now on the forbidden list for airline travel. Did they mean Allen Keys? No, he's been on the No Fly List so long, they no longer have to confiscate his alien wenches: http://www.eastcoastbob.com/keys.htm and click the "Here is the video" link. -- Phil Stripling | email to the replyto address is presumed The Civilized Explorer | spam and read later. email from this URL http://www.cieux.com/ | http://www.civex.com/ is read daily. |
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"Brian C. Baird" wrote in message
.. . For vacation. I'll have plenty of bland tourist pictures for you when I get back. Anywhere I know? Happy to buy you a drink if so... Peter |
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