How to take photos of crime scenes?

I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
psycho-killers and cannibals.

How can I take photos of crime scenes?

"Ed Zagmoon" wrote in message
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I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
psycho-killers and cannibals.

How can I take photos of crime scenes?


Stage your own crimes, then take the pictures.

"Ed Zagmoon" wrote in news:1162179129.562248.215840
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I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
psycho-killers and cannibals.

Someone has been watching too much TV.

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
psycho-killers and cannibals.

How can I take photos of crime scenes?

How about shooting yourself for experience - with a 45 magnum. That'll
cure your depraved desires.

Colin D.

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"Ed Zagmoon" wrote in message
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I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
psycho-killers and cannibals.

How can I take photos of crime scenes?

First, you need a camera with
enhanced audio capabilitys.

....One that makes really loud
shutter/film advance noises.
( even if it's a digital camera )

Then, every time you hear someon say;
"This looks interesting",
you take a picture of that person.

I think that's pretty much all there is to it.



On 29 Oct 2006 19:32:09 -0800, "Ed Zagmoon" wrote:

I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
psycho-killers and cannibals.

How can I take photos of crime scenes?

rj

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
psycho-killers and cannibals.

How can I take photos of crime scenes?

Trolling, trolling, trolling...

Austin

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
psycho-killers and cannibals.

How can I take photos of crime scenes?


This is a probably similar to the more standard
question - how do I photograph beautiful nude women?

First find your woman...

BugBear

"Ed Zagmoon" wrote in message
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I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
psycho-killers and cannibals.

How can I take photos of crime scenes?


You had better watch out for the pyscho-killers, they can be a bit bad
tempered if you take their photos without permission.

Make sure you book your photo shoot with the Cannibals after lunch.

Roy G

On Sun, 29 Oct 2006 19:32:09 -0800, Ed Zagmoon wrote:

I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
psycho-killers and cannibals.

How can I take photos of crime scenes?

Seriously? Get a job as a crime scene photographer for any law
enforcement agency. Or become a psycho-killer cannibal and create your
own crime scenes. ;-)

Stef