The New Crime: Wearing Syndrome Survival Kit

If you haven't checked out these two sites,

www.theonion.com - a national lampoon type spoof on the media , etc.
one month the lead story said that Wheel of Fortune will start using cuss
words as puzzles.

a few years early, but taking bush's lead at the big 8 football conference
where he blessed out blair and the somalis

www.krap4.com (this site is under construction until Monday. one spoof
was its news helicopter was called the Buzzard) (this is a WRAL TV in
Raleigh site)

Later. thanks again for the condom!!!!

It has been a long while since I got to use that phrase.

Oh, one more thing. 2 hilarious personals in the paper. Both from
the same guy in Collinsville.

1) GWM wants to meet straight or gay WM's that like to have their smelly,
sweaty feet worshipped.

2) GWM would like to buy old construction boots, sneakers, etc. from white
straight, working men or athletes.


I howled for awhile after reading those back to back in the classifieds. I
can't figure out, not that I am trying to, the straight
angle. Unless, gay guys feet don't stink.

and NO, I will not be sending any shoes out via UPS.