78 Photography Rules for D-Mac and Noons

Annika1980 wrote:
http://gawno.com/2009/05/78-photography-rules/

Yeah... Taken from Bret Douglas' stock library. ROTFL. And all the time
he wonders why he's never sold anything and he's still broke!

# 18 reminds me of your "hi-key" shot of that Sorenson chick. Was that
her name? I forget now but the picture was a memory in itself. ROTFL.

Here's how it's done Bret.
http://www.brisbaneweddingphotograph...ild-mother.jpg

# 21 reminds me of that shot of your uncle emptying the kid out of his
pockets at your cousins wedding reception. LOL. Is she a "kissin cousin"
by any chance?

You really did some amazingly stupid shots at that wedding. Maybe those
disasters are why you stick to shooting frozen insects now? ROTFL.

**** mate... Those shots are right off your pbase site before you
deleted the funny stuff from it.

# 26 mate... Remember that fuzzy eagle you were so proud of? ROTFL does
that bring back memories? LOL.

What about # 40 Bret? Is that a companion shot to the one you stole from
American Broadcasting Corporation and put on your pbase site? It took
you about 20 seconds to remove it when I cc'd you a complaint I lodged
about your copyright theft.

Why did it take you nearly 6 month to remove the photos you stole from
me? You owe Emily at P-base a debt of gratitude she removed my photos
from your sites. If she hadn't, I'm sure her and her partner would have
sued you for the settlement they would have had to pay me when it went
to court.

Wise up jackass. The sooner you get over your obsession with me, the
sooner you might (note that word) find some creativity.

creativity - the ability to create, creative thinking, creativeness
ability, power - possession of the qualities (especially mental
qualities) required to do something or get something done;
"danger heightened his powers of discrimination", fecundity,
fruitfulness - the intellectual productivity of a creative imagination.

None of which fits the Jackass from Chattanooga but you never know...
Some men change. It's never too late for you to.

Hey Bret...
Get on down to Miami Harbour next week. Ryadia II is being off loaded
from the freighter by ITO Stevedoring. It should be right at home with
the other big cats in front of my Condo. As soon as I'm cleared by the
surgeons here, I'm off for a cruise down to Mexico. Want to come? Maybe
we could have a week in Cuba too?

I won't have any issues getting in with my Aussie passport, Maybe I
could pass you off as a crew member? Can you speak strine mate? ROTFL

Do you even know what the word means? I'm told they screen anyone from
Tennessee pretty closely before letting them in. Something about the
Sherriff and trafficking in fake cigars or something LOL.

D-Mac.

Pixel Bandit wrote:

Wise up jackass. The sooner you get over your obsession with me, the
sooner you might (note that word) find some creativity.

Hmmmmmmm.