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"Uranium Committee" wrote in message
om... A dialogue: Photographer in sto "I'd like some grade 2 Ilford Galerie paper please." Mike: "What format are you using?" Photographer in sto "35mm" Mike: "Oh, do you use grade 2 all the time?" CUSTOMER: Look, Boy, I don't want to get into a dialog with a sales droid. Give me the friggin paper or I'll shop elsewhere. There's a reason you are on that side of the counter and I'm over here. Get it? |
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"Uranium Committee" wrote in message
om... A dialogue: Photographer in sto "I'd like some grade 2 Ilford Galerie paper please." Mike: "What format are you using?" Photographer in sto "35mm" Mike: "Oh, do you use grade 2 all the time?" CUSTOMER: Look, Boy, I don't want to get into a dialog with a sales droid. Give me the friggin paper or I'll shop elsewhere. There's a reason you are on that side of the counter and I'm over here. Get it? |
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"jjs" wrote in message ...
"Uranium Committee" wrote in message om... A dialogue: Photographer in sto "I'd like some grade 2 Ilford Galerie paper please." Mike: "What format are you using?" Photographer in sto "35mm" Mike: "Oh, do you use grade 2 all the time?" CUSTOMER: Look, Boy, I don't want to get into a dialog with a sales droid. Give me the friggin paper or I'll shop elsewhere. There's a reason you are on that side of the counter and I'm over here. Get it? Oh, I forgot to mention that the 'pro' results were always inferior to mine. |
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"Right" I guess any thing is possible in O-HI-O.
In article , (Uranium Committee) wrote: Oh, I forgot to mention that the 'pro' results were always inferior to mine. -- LF Website @ http://members.verizon.net/~gregoryblank "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."--Theodore Roosevelt, May 7, 1918 |
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"Uranium Committee" wrote in message
om... Oh, I forgot to mention that the 'pro' results were always inferior to mine. Well, of course. You are the worlds best everything. |
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"Uranium Committee" wrote in message
om... Oh, I forgot to mention that the 'pro' results were always inferior to mine. Well, of course. You are the worlds best everything. |
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Uranium Committee wrote:
: "jjs" wrote in message ... : "Uranium Committee" wrote in message : om... : : A dialogue: : : Photographer in sto : "I'd like some grade 2 Ilford Galerie paper please." : : Mike: : "What format are you using?" : : Photographer in sto : "35mm" : : Mike: : "Oh, do you use grade 2 all the time?" : : CUSTOMER: Look, Boy, I don't want to get into a dialog with a sales droid. : Give me the friggin paper or I'll shop elsewhere. There's a reason you are : on that side of the counter and I'm over here. Get it? : Oh, I forgot to mention that the 'pro' results were always inferior to mine. That was the best laugh I've had in a while. Thanks. -- Keep working millions on welfare depend on you ------------------- |
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"jjs" wrote in message ...
"Uranium Committee" wrote in message om... I am writing a book, as a matter of fact. The purpose is to bust all the photographic myths. Is Marx your inspiration? No, the fascists are the Zonazis who proclaim themselves above everybody else, who claim their manipulated and unnatural-looking images (usually of 'nature'- ironic, isn't it?) are 'works of art'. They aren't. Neither are mine, but at least I don't claim it. May I suggest meds? Good start. but for Scarpitti, therapy is the best answer. May I humbly suggest self administered .45 calibre cranial ventilation? For him, the best med is high speed lead. Cheerz, Grunthos |
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"jjs" wrote in message ...
"Uranium Committee" wrote in message om... I am writing a book, as a matter of fact. The purpose is to bust all the photographic myths. Is Marx your inspiration? No, the fascists are the Zonazis who proclaim themselves above everybody else, who claim their manipulated and unnatural-looking images (usually of 'nature'- ironic, isn't it?) are 'works of art'. They aren't. Neither are mine, but at least I don't claim it. May I suggest meds? Good start. but for Scarpitti, therapy is the best answer. May I humbly suggest self administered .45 calibre cranial ventilation? For him, the best med is high speed lead. Cheerz, Grunthos |
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