What's with the Parnello's Pizza crap?

Parnello's Pizza wrote:

Sweet Sugir wrote:

Pizza makes Most food look like a bunch of blanched broccoli.


Hey man... I'll load the Parnello's theme song, which runs around 2
minutes... interested in whipping out a video for it?


He's only interested in the whipping.

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Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain wrote:

"Parnello's Pizza" wrote in message
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Sweet Sugir wrote:

Pizza makes Most food look like a bunch of blanched broccoli.

Hey man... I'll load the Parnello's theme song, which runs around 2
minutes... interested in whipping out a video for it?




Dockery the only thing you whip out is something no one is interested in. Go
back to work you worthless slug and tell that dyslexic whore "brittany" to
make me a large mushroom, stat!


You want her to slice herself onto the pizza or jump onto it after
it's in the oven?
(N.B.: She can set the slicer on automatic, but suttee is extra.)

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Orson Wells as Citizen_Cain wrote:

" wrote in message
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John McWilliams wrote:

I'd rather eat the *sshole out of a dead possum

Thats NOT funny

Whats funny is Americans making Pizza, now THAT is funny

Like all American food, [and your beer too] S H I T!

All your food is pretend


So THAT'S why my spaghetti tasted like Play-Doh!


The colors useta be a dead giveaway, but now the stores got colored
spaghetti the kids can get away with anything.

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"Parnello's ****ty Pizza" wrote in message
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William Graham wrote:
"kinga202" wrote
John McWilliams wrote:
I'd rather eat the *sshole out of a dead possum

Thats NOT funny

Whats funny is Americans making Pizza, now THAT is funny

Like all American food, [and your beer too] S H I T!

All your food is pretend

I have to say that the worst Pizza I've ever eaten was in Venice, Italy.
the
best was in "Straight from New York" in Portland, Oregon. - But I am not
a
Pizza buff.....I only eat about three or four of them a year. The reason
why
I didn't like the Venice pizza was because it didn't have anything on
it. I
like lots of stuff on my pie......

You would dig our new Tarzan pie... it has /everything/, including
turkey, except anchovies... and for that on request we squeeze Gary
Frankfurt's beard...


"Tarzan" pie?

Tarzan was an unwashed, smelly, hairy douchebag who lost all social skills
and lived with apes. The guy probably never even wiped himself. And you want
me to associate eating something tasty with all of that? Screw you, moron.

"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote in message
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Parnello's Pizza wrote:

Sweet Sugir wrote:

Pizza makes Most food look like a bunch of blanched broccoli.


Hey man... I'll load the Parnello's theme song, which runs around 2
minutes... interested in whipping out a video for it?


He's only interested in the whipping.


And he ain't no Devo fan, either!

wrote:
John McWilliams wrote:
I'd rather eat the *sshole out of a dead possum

Thats NOT funny

Whats funny is Americans making Pizza, now THAT is funny

Like all American food, [and your beer too] S H I T!

All your food is pretend



Bigot. Are you just anti-America or anti-everyone too?

In article , Guy says...

wrote:
John McWilliams wrote:
I'd rather eat the *sshole out of a dead possum

Thats NOT funny

Whats funny is Americans making Pizza, now THAT is funny

Like all American food, [and your beer too] S H I T!

All your food is pretend



Bigot. Are you just anti-America or anti-everyone too?

well, he's right about the beer. let's be honest, if nothing else.


most sincerely,

GodBuilt


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On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built wrote:
In article , Guy says...
wrote:
John McWilliams wrote:
I'd rather eat the *sshole out of a dead possum
Thats NOT funny

Whats funny is Americans making Pizza, now THAT is funny

Like all American food, [and your beer too] S H I T!

All your food is pretend


Bigot. Are you just anti-America or anti-everyone too?

well, he's right about the beer. let's be honest, if nothing else.

Well if honesty is being sought then consider most American brewmasters
learned their trade from imported German brewmasters.




most sincerely,

GodBuilt

"Parnello's Pizza" wrote in message ups.com...

Sweet Sugir wrote:

Pizza makes Most food look like a bunch of blanched broccoli.

Hey man... I'll load the Parnello's theme song, which runs around 2
minutes... interested in whipping out a video for it?

Not a problem... Be nice to have some shots of the place,
the waitresses, etc... You don't want my nature pics...
(welcome to them, but not very promotional...)

...pics of you, the bar, the ovens, etc... sure...
Are there any cameras?... you could create a blogspot.com
with pictures I could get, or email them...


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Parnello's Pizza, 5401 Gunboat Drive, Shadowville 31909
(706) 569-7272

"Wobble" by Dockery-Conley:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Backyard Blues poster by Eileen D'esterno:
http://myspace-855.vo.llnwd.net/0142...28930855_l.jpg

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" wrote in message ps.com...

John McWilliams wrote:
I'd rather eat the *sshole out of a dead possum

Thats NOT funny

Whats funny is Americans making Pizza, now THAT is funny

Like all American food, [and your beer too] S H I T!

All your food is pretend

Sweet Sugir wrote:
"Parnello's Pizza" wrote:
Sweet Sugir wrote:

Pizza makes Most food look like a bunch of blanched broccoli.

Hey man... I'll load the Parnello's theme song, which runs around 2
minutes... interested in whipping out a video for it?

Not a problem... Be nice to have some shots of the place,
the waitresses, etc... You don't want my nature pics...
(welcome to them, but not very promotional...)

..pics of you, the bar, the ovens, etc... sure...
Are there any cameras?... you could create a blogspot.com
with pictures I could get, or email them...

Yeah, I'm dying to get some photos of the place, which should be
soon... there are a huge number of good photo op ideas, though:

1) Britanny, the manager/cook

2) The dining-ordering room, which is walled with Eileen D'esterno's
big paintings (some of those, as well as a couple of her songs, can be
found at http://www.myspace.com/globalheart ) (Eileen herself is
another stunningly beautiful image in the flesh)

3) The view from the porch of the vista-vision field with the
impressionistic treeline in Southern multicolors

4) The music and potery events on the porch itself

5) The view from the back of the building where the front of SoHo can
be seen through the alley

and so on and on and on...

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"Wobble" by Dockery-Conley:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Parnello's Pizza, 5401 Gunboat Drive, (706) 569-7272
"Home of the Tarzan Pie!"
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Parnellos-Pizza/


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Parnello's Pizza, 5401 Gunboat Drive, Shadowville 31909
(706) 569-7272

"Wobble" by Dockery-Conley:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

Backyard Blues poster by Eileen D'esterno:
http://myspace-855.vo.llnwd.net/0142...28930855_l.jpg

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(800 folders. -- kiddie-filtered -- FREE,
Usenet Porn.)

" wrote in message ps.com...

John McWilliams wrote:
I'd rather eat the *sshole out of a dead possum

Thats NOT funny

Whats funny is Americans making Pizza, now THAT is funny

Like all American food, [and your beer too] S H I T!

All your food is pretend