Photos of corpses - what do I need ?

I´m an evil cannibalistic murderer and I want to make good photos of
my victims body and body parts after butchering them.

What do I need ?

"Karl Reitlos" wrote...
I´m an evil cannibalistic murderer and I want to make good photos of
my victims body and body parts after butchering them.

What do I need ?

A big machete

"Victor Bazarov" wrote:

"Karl Reitlos" wrote...
I´m an evil cannibalistic murderer and I want to make good photos of
my victims body and body parts after butchering them.

What do I need ?

A big machete



He said AFTER butchering them. He already has the machete.
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"Karl Reitlos" wrote in message
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I´m an evil cannibalistic murderer and I want to make good photos of
my victims body and body parts after butchering them.

What do I need ?

You need the good sense to not bother anyone with it.

"Karl Reitlos" wrote in message
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I´m an evil cannibalistic murderer and I want to make good photos of
my victims body and body parts after butchering them.

What do I need ?

An internet connection with a parental lock?

--
Here lies the late Martin Francis
He couldn't tell you the technical merits of Leitz and Zeiss
But he did take some photographs once.

"Karl Reitlos" wrote in message
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I´m an evil cannibalistic murderer and I want to make good photos of
my victims body and body parts after butchering them.

What do I need ?

I'd suggest, at a minimum, some salt and ketchup. If you like your meat
somewhat more spicy, you could substitute barbeque sauce instead of ketchup.

A little cole slaw on the side, and you're ready for a Super Bowl Barbeque!

Bon Apetit!

Hi Karl - About all anyone can tell you at this point without having more
information is that you should use film rather than a digital camera.
Digital still isn't really up to the quality of film. But beyond that we
can't help you unless you tell us more about your photographic plans.

For example, are you going to make the photographs in color or black and
white? I'd normally assume color but Joel Peter Witkin has done pretty well
with this kind of thing in black and white so you need to let us know which
you plan to use. I'd suggest T Max 100 for black and white but I don't do
any color work so perhaps someone else could suggest a color film if that's
what you plan to use.

Then there's the question of the best lens for this type of work. Do you
plan to make detailed close ups of the various body parts, in which case you
should buy a good macro lens, or are you more inclined to photograph the
overall butchering scene, in which case a wide angle lens would suit you
better. And what about the carrying equipment? Do you usually carry the
body parts off to another location or do you eat them at the scene of the
killing? If the latter then you probably only need a shoulder bag but if
the former you'll need something larger. In that case you might investigate
the F64 backpack made for 8x10 cameras. I use that backpack for my 8x10
equipment and while I've never personally tried to carry body parts in it I
believe it could be done.

So as you can see your question is more complicated than you probably
thought. If you'll provide us with more detailed information along the above
lines we'll be in a better position to help you.

"Karl Reitlos" wrote in message
om...
I´m an evil cannibalistic murderer and I want to make good photos of
my victims body and body parts after butchering them.

What do I need ?

"David Meiland" wrote...
"Victor Bazarov" wrote:

"Karl Reitlos" wrote...
I´m an evil cannibalistic murderer and I want to make good photos of
my victims body and body parts after butchering them.

What do I need ?

A big machete



He said AFTER butchering them. He already has the machete.

He didn't say he had a machete. He just expressed the desire to
do something, which implies future tense.

Probably a psychiatrist, more than anything else.

"Karl Reitlos" wrote in message
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I´m an evil cannibalistic murderer and I want to make good photos of
my victims body and body parts after butchering them.

What do I need ?

A self portrait.