My Tripod

To me the tripod is one of the most effective weapons that you can use
today. It is a tool of pain, pure and simple, especially when used on a
woman's face and you don't need years of training to be any good at it! You
can just pick it up and start whacking! )

Now I'm not saying that a bit of practice won't go amiss, but if you don't
have the time then that doesn't really matter. Whether used for self-defence
purposes, or for keeping the wife in 'check' it really is the business.
*grin*

As for the legal side of carrying a tripod, if the 'boys in brown' do stop
and question you, then the automatic response should always be that you use
it for photography. It doesn't matter that even if, like me, you don't know
one end of a camera from the other, the 'use it for photography' response
will always work.

Well I'm off out now for a few beers. Nothing like a good night out on the
beer, then back home to drag the wife out of bed for another thrashing with
your tripod! Man, I *love* my tripod! )

Steve Kramer
"PhotoEnvisions" Freelance Photography
Chiang Mai, Thailand
http://www.photoenvisions.com


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with new eyes." - Marcel Proust










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Steve 'Kombat' Kramer schreef:
To me the tripod is one of the most effective weapons that you can use
today. It is a tool of pain, pure and simple, especially when used on a
woman's face and you don't need years of training to be any good at it! You
can just pick it up and start whacking! )

Now I'm not saying that a bit of practice won't go amiss, but if you don't
have the time then that doesn't really matter. Whether used for self-defence
purposes, or for keeping the wife in 'check' it really is the business.
*grin*

As for the legal side of carrying a tripod, if the 'boys in brown' do stop
and question you, then the automatic response should always be that you use
it for photography. It doesn't matter that even if, like me, you don't know
one end of a camera from the other, the 'use it for photography' response
will always work.

Well I'm off out now for a few beers. Nothing like a good night out on the
beer, then back home to drag the wife out of bed for another thrashing with
your tripod! Man, I *love* my tripod! )

Steve Kramer
"PhotoEnvisions" Freelance Photography
Chiang Mai, Thailand
http://www.photoenvisions.com


That's funny man, why would you use it on a woman's face? There other
things you can do with a woman.

Forward.

Steve 'Kombat' Kramer schreef:
To me the tripod is one of the most effective weapons that you can use
today. It is a tool of pain, pure and simple, especially when used on a
woman's face and you don't need years of training to be any good at it! You
can just pick it up and start whacking! )

Now I'm not saying that a bit of practice won't go amiss, but if you don't
have the time then that doesn't really matter. Whether used for self-defence
purposes, or for keeping the wife in 'check' it really is the business.
*grin*

As for the legal side of carrying a tripod, if the 'boys in brown' do stop
and question you, then the automatic response should always be that you use
it for photography. It doesn't matter that even if, like me, you don't know
one end of a camera from the other, the 'use it for photography' response
will always work.

Well I'm off out now for a few beers. Nothing like a good night out on the
beer, then back home to drag the wife out of bed for another thrashing with
your tripod! Man, I *love* my tripod! )

Steve Kramer
"PhotoEnvisions" Freelance Photography
Chiang Mai, Thailand
http://www.photoenvisions.com


That's funny man, why would you use it on a woman's face? There other
things you can do with a woman.

Forward.

"Steve 'Kombat' Kramer" wrote in message
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Well, that answers the question of whether the tsunami got him or not. Too
bad.

In article ,
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"Steve 'Kombat' Kramer" wrote in message
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Well, that answers the question of whether the tsunami got him or not. Too
bad.




*****Aaaah But the Thai Police got him and here is a photo to prove it.

http://www.pattayalovers.com/webphotos/Guilty.jpg

I wonder how many will shed a tear at the poor old sots demise.....

;-)