A confession about my favorite equipment

Kibo informs me that "Lionel's Mama"
stated that:

Lionel posted:
How does it feel to know that you're impotent to harm the members of
this group? To know that no matter how much you lash out at us, we keep
on laughing at you? To know that the hours you spending with Google,
trying to find information on us, merely results in old or incorrect
data that nobody cares about? All that hatred you've directed at me for
screwing up your plans - all wasted. All that research you've done on
me, & *not a single person* has used any of those contact details you've
posted through anon remailers - not even you! Because your real problem
is that you're scared of me, scared of us all, scared of everyone on the
planet who has what you don't - happiness, respect, love - all of those
things that worthwhile people have. That's why you post your pathetic
cries for help through anonymous remailers - you just don't have the
courage to sign your name to your posts, & you don't have the
intelligence or maturity to debate us without using childish insults.
How /does/ it feel to be as impotent on Usenet as you are in real life,
little porno-troll? How does it feel to know that your greatest claim to
fame involves posting links to gay porn via anonymous remailers, or
posting incorrect real-world details of the cruel people who never stop
laughing at you? How does it feel to know that while the rest of us have
have friends, have lives, have fun with other & gather respect, the best
you can achieve for yourself online is disgust at your stupidity,
childishness & cowardice?
Why do you even bother? Your online life is as pointless & filled with
frustration as your personal life. You have nothing at all to live for,
& we all know it - you shout your misery & frustration from your every
post, little porno-troll. Every time I see one of your posts, I imagine
the figure in Eduard Munch's painting - "The Scream". You're fighting so
hard, but it's all for nothing. Every time you imagine you've achieved
some tiny measure of revenge against those happy, busy people that you
fear so much, one of us just turns around & laughs right in your face.
You are so unhappy, & it will never change as long as you live. You want
us all to fear you, but we never will. You want respect from, but you
will never get it. You think you can revenge your misery upon us, but it
never works. You want to be accepted by us, by /anyone/, but it will
never happen. You post, & you post, & you post, but the laughter merely
gets louder. You contact the most abusive people you can find on Usenet
in the of finding people as bitter & angry as you, but even they
eventually abandon you in disgust when they discover your utter
worthlessness. Your frustration grows worse, hour by miserable hour, day
by useless day. Your core of loneliness & misery grows bigger with every
one of your useless, wasted posts, overwhelming your brain, making you
feel as though you will explode. You can't think of any way out of the
trap. But there *is* a way out. There *is* a solution to your pain. You
*can* make all your troubles go away. You *can* end it all. No more
pain, no more humiliation, no more misery, no more anger. All gone, in
an endless sleep. The ultimate in peace. It can be yours - all you have
to do is reach out for it.

BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMFAOissimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waste of keystrokes, but entertaining!
You are no Stephrn King, but thank you for providing such a knee slappin good time!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear, sad little porno-troll. You snipped out the text I wrote to you,
but we both know that every word of it is true. You can snip it out as
many times as you like, but that won't make it go away. All those
questions that you can't answer will be lurking in the back of your
mind, waiting to emerge in your dreams, just like all the other fears
that haunt you. You try so hard to pretend to be just like we normal
people, but you can't fool us, & you can't fool your subconscious - it
knows the truth.

--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------

ROTFLMFAOtissimo!

Keep it coming Lionel! The good folks in news.groups are gonna love this! There's no

way in hell that they're going to let you moderate a newsgroup. They probably won't

even approve your RFD past the news.groups moderator.



(nothing snipped this time)



Hey Steve, I'm preparing a list of a few hundred message headers from Lionel where he

demonstrates such class and integrity. The good folks at news.announce.newgroups and

news.groups will be happy that we can save them lots of time in advance by showing them

who they would be dealing with.



Lionel mentioned



Kibo informs me that "Lionel's Mama"

stated that:



Lionel posted:

How does it feel to know that you're impotent to harm the members of

this group? To know that no matter how much you lash out at us, we

keep on laughing at you? To know that the hours you spending with

Google, trying to find information on us, merely results in old or

incorrect data that nobody cares about? All that hatred you've

directed at me for screwing up your plans - all wasted. All that

research you've done on me, & *not a single person* has used any of

those contact details you've posted through anon remailers - not even

you! Because your real problem is that you're scared of me, scared of

us all, scared of everyone on the planet who has what you don't -

happiness, respect, love - all of those things that worthwhile people

have. That's why you post your pathetic cries for help through

anonymous remailers - you just don't have the courage to sign your

name to your posts, & you don't have the intelligence or maturity to

debate us without using childish insults. How /does/ it feel to be as

impotent on Usenet as you are in real life, little porno-troll? How

does it feel to know that your greatest claim to fame involves posting

links to gay porn via anonymous remailers, or posting incorrect

real-world details of the cruel people who never stop laughing at you?

How does it feel to know that while the rest of us have have friends,

have lives, have fun with other & gather respect, the best you can

achieve for yourself online is disgust at your stupidity, childishness

& cowardice? Why do you even bother? Your online life is as pointless

& filled with frustration as your personal life. You have nothing at

all to live for, & we all know it - you shout your misery &

frustration from your every post, little porno-troll. Every time I see

one of your posts, I imagine the figure in Eduard Munch's painting -

"The Scream". You're fighting so hard, but it's all for nothing. Every

time you imagine you've achieved some tiny measure of revenge against

those happy, busy people that you fear so much, one of us just turns

around & laughs right in your face. You are so unhappy, & it will

never change as long as you live. You want us all to fear you, but we

never will. You want respect from, but you will never get it. You

think you can revenge your misery upon us, but it never works. You

want to be accepted by us, by /anyone/, but it will never happen. You

post, & you post, & you post, but the laughter merely gets louder. You

contact the most abusive people you can find on Usenet in the of

finding people as bitter & angry as you, but even they eventually

abandon you in disgust when they discover your utter worthlessness.

Your frustration grows worse, hour by miserable hour, day by useless

day. Your core of loneliness & misery grows bigger with every one of

your useless, wasted posts, overwhelming your brain, making you feel

as though you will explode. You can't think of any way out of the

trap. But there *is* a way out. There *is* a solution to your pain.

You *can* make all your troubles go away. You *can* end it all. No

more pain, no more humiliation, no more misery, no more anger. All

gone, in an endless sleep. The ultimate in peace. It can be yours -

all you have to do is reach out for it.



BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMFAOissimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waste of keystrokes, but entertaining!

You are no Stephrn King, but thank you for providing such a knee

slappin good time! BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Dear, sad little porno-troll. You snipped out the text I wrote to you,

but we both know that every word of it is true. You can snip it out as

many times as you like, but that won't make it go away. All those

questions that you can't answer will be lurking in the back of your

mind, waiting to emerge in your dreams, just like all the other fears

that haunt you. You try so hard to pretend to be just like we normal

people, but you can't fool us, & you can't fool your subconscious - it

knows the truth.

Kibo informs me that "Jobar Farintosh"
stated that:

ROTFLMFAOtissimo!
Keep it coming Lionel! The good folks in news.groups are gonna love this! There's no
way in hell that they're going to let you moderate a newsgroup. They probably won't
even approve your RFD past the news.groups moderator.

grin
You're a very poor researcher, Porno-Troll. I suggest that you chat with
a few of the senior news.groupies, if you want to know the true odds of
me succeeding in a bid to become a moderator.
(Hint: I was one of the people offered a moderator slot for
rec.photo.moderated.)
And besides, what makes you think that I even /want/ to be the sole
moderator? I'm certainly intending to set up the mod-bot & other
infrastructure, but I can think of plenty of people in RPD who'd make
excellent moderators for the stuff that the mod-bet can't handle, if
they'd be willing to take on the workload. Actually, I'd really like one
of the sane Sigma users here to take on a moderator slot, in order to
prevent any pro-Canon/Nikon or anti-Sigma bias.

(nothing snipped this time)

Fine by me.

Hey Steve, I'm preparing a list of a few hundred message headers from Lionel where he
demonstrates such class and integrity. The good folks at news.announce.newgroups and
news.groups will be happy that we can save them lots of time in advance by showing them
who they would be dealing with.

You go ahead & do that, impotent little troll. I'm sure you'll make an
amazingly good impression on them, just as you did when you whined in
RPD about how I was planning on censoring you & the snuhtards. Gotta
love the way that every single response was in favour of getting rid of
you & your hangers-on.

Lionel mentioned

Kibo informs me that "Lionel's Mama"
stated that:

Lionel posted:
How does it feel to know that you're impotent to harm the members of
this group? To know that no matter how much you lash out at us, we
keep on laughing at you? To know that the hours you spending with
Google, trying to find information on us, merely results in old or
incorrect data that nobody cares about? All that hatred you've
directed at me for screwing up your plans - all wasted. All that
research you've done on me, & *not a single person* has used any of
those contact details you've posted through anon remailers - not even
you! Because your real problem is that you're scared of me, scared of
us all, scared of everyone on the planet who has what you don't -
happiness, respect, love - all of those things that worthwhile people
have. That's why you post your pathetic cries for help through
anonymous remailers - you just don't have the courage to sign your
name to your posts, & you don't have the intelligence or maturity to
debate us without using childish insults. How /does/ it feel to be as
impotent on Usenet as you are in real life, little porno-troll? How
does it feel to know that your greatest claim to fame involves posting
links to gay porn via anonymous remailers, or posting incorrect
real-world details of the cruel people who never stop laughing at you?
How does it feel to know that while the rest of us have have friends,
have lives, have fun with other & gather respect, the best you can
achieve for yourself online is disgust at your stupidity, childishness
& cowardice? Why do you even bother? Your online life is as pointless
& filled with frustration as your personal life. You have nothing at
all to live for, & we all know it - you shout your misery &
frustration from your every post, little porno-troll. Every time I see
one of your posts, I imagine the figure in Eduard Munch's painting -
"The Scream". You're fighting so hard, but it's all for nothing. Every
time you imagine you've achieved some tiny measure of revenge against
those happy, busy people that you fear so much, one of us just turns
around & laughs right in your face. You are so unhappy, & it will
never change as long as you live. You want us all to fear you, but we
never will. You want respect from, but you will never get it. You
think you can revenge your misery upon us, but it never works. You
want to be accepted by us, by /anyone/, but it will never happen. You
post, & you post, & you post, but the laughter merely gets louder. You
contact the most abusive people you can find on Usenet in the of
finding people as bitter & angry as you, but even they eventually
abandon you in disgust when they discover your utter worthlessness.
Your frustration grows worse, hour by miserable hour, day by useless
day. Your core of loneliness & misery grows bigger with every one of
your useless, wasted posts, overwhelming your brain, making you feel
as though you will explode. You can't think of any way out of the
trap. But there *is* a way out. There *is* a solution to your pain.
You *can* make all your troubles go away. You *can* end it all. No
more pain, no more humiliation, no more misery, no more anger. All
gone, in an endless sleep. The ultimate in peace. It can be yours -
all you have to do is reach out for it.

BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMFAOissimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waste of keystrokes, but entertaining!
You are no Stephrn King, but thank you for providing such a knee
slappin good time! BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear, sad little porno-troll. You snipped out the text I wrote to you,
but we both know that every word of it is true. You can snip it out as
many times as you like, but that won't make it go away. All those
questions that you can't answer will be lurking in the back of your
mind, waiting to emerge in your dreams, just like all the other fears
that haunt you. You try so hard to pretend to be just like we normal
people, but you can't fool us, & you can't fool your subconscious - it
knows the truth.

--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 02:56:00 -0500 (CDT), "Lionel's Mama"
,wrote:


Lionel wasted his keystrokes

BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMFAOissimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waste of keystrokes, but entertaining!
You are no Stephrn King, but thank you for providing such a knee slappin good time!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a ****ing idiot.

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 09:55:52 -0400, "Meat--Plow"
wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 02:56:00 -0500 (CDT), "Lionel's Mama"
,wrote:


Lionel wasted his keystrokes

BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMFAOissimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waste of keystrokes, but entertaining!
You are no Stephrn King, but thank you for providing such a knee slappin good time!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a ****ing idiot.

Nice understatement.

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 10:02:35 -0400, Gary L. Burnore
,wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 09:55:52 -0400, "Meat--Plow"
wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 02:56:00 -0500 (CDT), "Lionel's Mama"
,wrote:


Lionel wasted his keystrokes

BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMFAOissimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waste of keystrokes, but entertaining!
You are no Stephrn King, but thank you for providing such a knee slappin good time!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a ****ing idiot.

Nice understatement.

I'm an underachiever on Saturdays.

Lionel wrote in


Kibo informs me that Gary Eickmeier
stated that:

You mean he's never even had the nerve to contact you directly?
What a wimp! Just these pitiful posts in a newsgroup?

Yup. He's possibly the most cowardly, ineffectual, impotent
'troll' I've ever encountered. His biggest achievement so far has
been to encourage a couple of hundred people to learn how to
kill-file on arbitrary headers.

He's so "ineffectual" that you post long, kooky rants for him.

Lionel wrote:
(Thanks for the inspiration, Gordon.

Dear Mr Porno-Troll,
How does it feel to know that you're impotent to harm the
members of this group? To know that no matter how much you lash
out at us, we keep on laughing at you? To know that the hours
you spending with Google, trying to find information on us,
merely results in old or incorrect data that nobody cares about?
All that hatred you've directed at me for screwing up your plans
- all wasted. All that research you've done on me, & *not a
single person* has used any of those contact details you've
posted through anon remailers - not even you! Because your real
problem is that you're scared of me, scared of us all, scared of
everyone on the planet who has what you don't - happiness,
respect, love - all of those things that worthwhile people have.
That's why you post your pathetic cries for help through
anonymous remailers - you just don't have the courage to sign
your name to your posts, & you don't have the intelligence or
maturity to debate us without using childish insults. How /does/
it feel to be as impotent on Usenet as you are in real life,
little porno-troll? How does it feel to know that your greatest
claim to fame involves posting links to gay porn via anonymous
remailers, or posting incorrect real-world details of the cruel
people who never stop laughing at you? How does it feel to know
that while the rest of us have have friends, have lives, have
fun with other & gather respect, the best you can achieve for
yourself online is disgust at your stupidity, childishness &
cowardice? Why do you even bother? Your online life is as
pointless & filled with frustration as your personal life. You
have nothing at all to live for, & we all know it - you shout
your misery & frustration from your every post, little
porno-troll. Every time I see one of your posts, I imagine the
figure in Eduard Munch's painting - "The Scream". You're
fighting so hard, but it's all for nothing. Every time you
imagine you've achieved some tiny measure of revenge against
those happy, busy people that you fear so much, one of us just
turns around & laughs right in your face. You are so unhappy, &
it will never change as long as you live. You want us all to
fear you, but we never will. You want respect from, but you
will never get it. You think you can revenge your misery upon
us, but it never works. You want to be accepted by us, by
/anyone/, but it will never happen. You post, & you post, & you
post, but the laughter merely gets louder. You contact the most
abusive people you can find on Usenet in the of finding people
as bitter & angry as you, but even they eventually abandon you
in disgust when they discover your utter worthlessness. Your
frustration grows worse, hour by miserable hour, day by useless
day. Your core of loneliness & misery grows bigger with every
one of your useless, wasted posts, overwhelming your brain,
making you feel as though you will explode. You can't think of
any way out of the trap. But there *is* a way out. There *is* a
solution to your pain. You *can* make all your troubles go away.
You *can* end it all. No more pain, no more humiliation, no more
misery, no more anger. All gone, in an endless sleep. The
ultimate in peace. It can be yours - all you have to do is reach
out for it.





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On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 12:48:06 -0400, Gary L. Burnore
,wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 12:35:58 -0400, "Meat--Plow"
wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 10:02:35 -0400, Gary L. Burnore
,wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 09:55:52 -0400, "Meat--Plow"
wrote:

On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 02:56:00 -0500 (CDT), "Lionel's Mama"
,wrote:


Lionel wasted his keystrokes

BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
ROTFLMFAOissimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waste of keystrokes, but entertaining!
You are no Stephrn King, but thank you for providing such a knee slappin good time!
BWEEEEEAAAHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

What a ****ing idiot.

Nice understatement.

I'm an underachiever on Saturdays.

Strange. I get more done on Friday night/Saturday morning than I do
the rest of the week.

Most I do is mow the grass or out for a put on the scooter.