Aw, just friggin give up and go digital

Go Digital! 100% FILM IS DEAD!

Now just hang in there, all you fellow saints of Digital! Someday, the
Digital lens makers will make something as good as....

The Biogon. Not soon. Maybe not within 10 years, but it will come! So put
off all your professional aspirations of doing wide lens work until then,
and buy my book, "How to bull**** yourself into existence". (Just never mind
how much it will cost. You are with the future or you ain't!)

Skill. Well, we all know that all the film photographers before Digital just
knew some 'tricks' that can be compiled into a tiny bit of silicone in your
digital camera. Say, have you seen the "Decisive Moment Indicator"? Ask and
I will post it. AWESOME! You don't even have to BE THERE!

Yes, my fellow Digital Fanatics, we all TRULY BELIEVE that everything to
with photography is really all about technology - ANYONE with half a brain
(if you can read this, you qualify) is automatically an esteemed Great
Photographer. (If your pictures are not quite there, then you might look at
the auto-spam-critic effluent deluge opinion module.)

You DO NOT HAVE TO THINK! You need only to embrace the technology for its
own sake. YOU NEED NO TALENT, you need only to fill Usenet groups with your
effluence. YOU NEED NO BRAINS because my new Fame (tm) autobot will fill in
for you even when you are asleep, dead or posting on Usenet (all the same
mode).

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"2" wrote:

Wether be it drugs, alcohol or lack of sex maybe
JJS will one day stop posting inane drivel. And stick
with just one pseudonym.
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Well all righty....your Prozac is on the top shelf in your bathroom cabinet.

Go Digital! 100% FILM IS DEAD!

You DO NOT HAVE TO THINK! You need only to embrace the technology for its
own sake. YOU NEED NO TALENT, you need only to fill Usenet groups with
your
effluence. YOU NEED NO BRAINS because my new Fame (tm) autobot will fill
in
for you even when you are asleep, dead or posting on Usenet (all the same
mode).



hey, cool, you convinced me. but of course if they do invent that then the
average wedding photographer will charge only $50...

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Back in the box, troll.

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Regards,
Matt Clara
www.mattclara.com

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"Matt Clara" wrote:

Back in the box, troll.

That's just it the Nutcase is worse than Sapetti.
Best off just to ignore the feeble old coot.
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"Greg "_"" wrote

That's just it the Nutcase is worse than Sapetti.
Best off just to ignore the feeble old coot.

It reads like you've been home drinking all day. Try again tomorrow morning.

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"2" wrote:

"Greg "_"" wrote

That's just it the Nutcase is worse than Sapetti.
Best off just to ignore the feeble old coot.

It reads like you've been home drinking all day. Try again tomorrow morning.

Ah that statement just proves your obsessive compulsive behavior is
true to your slithery form.
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