[OT] eBay: Another Unbelievable Item Description

Saw this description of a Honeywell handlemount flash unit being offered for
sale on eBay:

"Vintage Honeywell flash unit. 892S with light meter, cords,quick disconnect
and power supply. Unfortunately I threw out the battery pack and charger
(battery shot). I don't know if another power supply can be used. It works
great on manual, plugged in to the wall. Great for parties or whatever. ( IN
A DARKENED ROOM FLASH AT YOUR FRIEND AND THEN WHILE THE VICTIMS EYES CAN
ONLY SEE THE IMAGE OF YOUR FRIEND, HE CAN SNEAK UP ON THE VICTIM AND
MAGICALLY APPEAR BEFORE THE VICTIMS EYES) OR SCARE THE XXXX OUT OF THEM.
Great party toy ( Do not flash directly in anyones eyes.) "