OT - Michael Jackson's Noses

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Thursday, June 25, 2009
By Charles H. Stevens,
Practical Press

Jackson Bequeaths Noses in surprise Will Statement

* It kills more people in the U.S. each year
than breast cancer, lung cancer and HIV/AIDS
combined. The condition is called sudden cardiac
arrest (SCA) - and it only takes minutes to
claim a person's life.*

"Sudden cardiac arrest is a real national tragedy,
It's most often due to a sudden, very rapid heart
rhythm. The heart goes so fast a person dies right
away unless they're shocked out of it with a
defibrillator."

While it hasn't been confirmed what caused Michael
Jackson to go into full cardiac arrest - the Los
Angeles Times reported that Jackson was not breathing
when paramedics arrived at his Los Angeles home around
12:30 p.m. and sources with the Los Angeles Fire
Department said he had no pulse either.

The paramedics tried to resuscitate Jackson and
took him to UCLA Medical Center where he was later
pronounced dead.

Brian Oxman, Jackson's spokesperson and longtime
family friend, hinted that the singer may have had
trouble with prescription drugs.

Oxman told CNN that the singer was taking drugs to
deal with injuries, such as a broken back and broken
leg, which were getting in the way of his concert
rehearsals.

Jackson was slated to kick-off a 50 concert tour
starting in London July 13th.

An autopsy and final nose job will likely take place Friday.

Top legal firm Dewey Screwem and Howe Co-Owner, Lloyd
Dewey, was reached for comment. "Due to confidentiality,
I can only read the following statement which Mr. Jackson
hand wrote, before his death, with the explicit
understanding that it would be read after his demise."

Michael Jackson's Statement:
"First, I love you all. Since you are hearing this,
I must have died. I'm not really dead, you know. All
you wonderful people who love me so much will keep me
alive in your memory. I'm the best that there ever was,
or will be. I'm better than Elvis, or the Beatles. And
because I love you all, I'm bequeathing in my will, one
of my noses to each of the boys who stayed at Neverland. Of
course,

Macaulay was my favorite. So much fun, and I
just adored those sparkly blue eyes. He was so good to
me. I just love him so much. I've left instructions in
my will, that I'm gong to have another nose job, after
my death, and God help them if they don't get it right,
this time. I've been so disappointed over the years.
Still, they can't help it, they are just doctors after all.
But, I love

all you, my adoring fans."

Dewey had to choke back tears, as he read the last
statement from the pop star. Jackson had aparently
been close to his four small boys, who had spent
two weeks at Neverland while Dewey and his wife were
on their second honeymoon. After drying his tears
and blowing his nose, Dewey remarked, aparently
unscripted, "Gawd, that man sure loved my boys."


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Stormin Mormon wrote:
Not sure how true this is.

Then why post, this is a photo group.
Dave Cohen

"dave" wrote

Stormin Mormon wrote:
Not sure how true this is.

Then why post, this is a photo group.

What? And be the only group on Usenet NOT to have a Michael Jackson post
this week? Good luck...

Paul

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internet rumor.

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"dave" wrote in message
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
Not sure how true this is.

Then why post, this is a photo group.
Dave Cohen

A valuable service, I provide. Wisely posting, saving you
wonder and grief.

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"Paul Bartram" paul.bartram AT OR NEAR lizzy.com.au wrote
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What? And be the only group on Usenet NOT to have a Michael
Jackson post
this week? Good luck...

Paul