How can I take photos of GOD???

On Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:09:07 -0700 (PDT), Jasper Tiler
wrote:

I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
people will believe in HIM.

For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.

How can I take a photo of GOD???

First you need to create God.
Then you need to ensure your camera is not focused.
The take your photo.

Lucifer wrote:
On Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:09:07 -0700 (PDT), Jasper Tiler
wrote:

I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all
people will believe in HIM.

For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.

How can I take a photo of GOD???

First you need to create God.
Then you need to ensure your camera is not focused.
The take your photo.


If you have faith in yourself, take a selfie. That is as close as you are
going get to having a snapshot of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

--

Regards,
Savageduck

On Thu, 05 Mar 2020 05:04:15 -0600, Savageduck
wrote:


How can I take a photo of GOD???

Since he's said to be everywhere and in everything, you surely just
need to take a photo of anything at all.

He's bound to be in there somewhere. What's the problem?

On 6/03/2020 8:26 am, wrote:
On Thu, 05 Mar 2020 05:04:15 -0600, Savageduck
wrote:


How can I take a photo of GOD???

Since he's said to be everywhere and in everything, you surely just
need to take a photo of anything at all.

He's bound to be in there somewhere. What's the problem?


He" ? For a start she's black !

Yep, omnipresent and omnipotent. So why all the nasty **** that happens
? Thanks God.

Don't want a photo of the prick.

geoff

On Fri, 6 Mar 2020 09:48:46 +1300, geoff
wrote:

On 6/03/2020 8:26 am, wrote:
On Thu, 05 Mar 2020 05:04:15 -0600, Savageduck
wrote:


How can I take a photo of GOD???

Since he's said to be everywhere and in everything, you surely just
need to take a photo of anything at all.

He's bound to be in there somewhere. What's the problem?


He" ? For a start she's black !

These days, probably has to be trans as well.

It was all so much easier when being a deity just involved having to
smite something or other before turning into a swan now and then to
get one's rocks off.

On Fri, 6 Mar 2020 05:37:59 -0800 (PST), Whisky-dave
wrote:

On Thursday, 5 March 2020 19:27:00 UTC, wrote:
On Thu, 05 Mar 2020 05:04:15 -0600, Savageduck
wrote:


How can I take a photo of GOD???

Since he's said to be everywhere and in everything, you surely just
need to take a photo of anything at all.

He's bound to be in there somewhere. What's the problem?

He's invisible and doesnt refelect or transmit any frequency on the elecromagnetic spectrum, but he is fat oops sorry I mean obese. ;-)

So what you're saying is, there's a link between the twin American
obsessions of "getting religion" and getting fat? Explains a lot.

"Letting out the Bible Belt, one notch at a time..."

On Thu, 05 Mar 2020 17:27:05 +1100, Lucifer wrote:

On Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:09:07 -0700 (PDT), Jasper Tiler
wrote:

I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all people will believe in
HIM.

For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.

How can I take a photo of GOD???

First you need to create God.
Then you need to ensure your camera is not focused. The take your photo.

Step 1 - die.

In article , ray carter
wrote:

On Thu, 05 Mar 2020 17:27:05 +1100, Lucifer wrote:

On Sat, 28 Mar 2009 20:09:07 -0700 (PDT), Jasper Tiler
wrote:

I want to prove the existence of GOD, so that all people will believe in
HIM.

For that purpose, I need a photo of GOD.

How can I take a photo of GOD???

First you need to create God.
Then you need to ensure your camera is not focused. The take your photo.

Step 1 - die.

AND, first thing when you see him, get a model release.