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I confess
On 02 Jul 2004, Joseph Bartlo posted some
: Joseph Bartlo did not write : I _do_ blow goats. And I lie. I am a goddamned pest, and I am afraid of Cujo. My only friends are my browlice. My mother Connie refuted me on the day I was born, and that's the last time I was ever close to a woman. I have four cats, a monkey (which I like to spank), and a gerbil named George P. Mahoney. And a whole herd of goats. I couldn't forecast snow in a blizzard if my life depended on it. With an octal thermometer up my ass, it would be too difficult. My "war" consists of hanging a big "KICK ME" sign on my back, but I'm thinking of replacing it with a tattoo on my forehead saying "REFUTE ME, PETS!" Sincerely, Josephoam Goatblower. Let the offishal record show that ButtMo says he did not write this. Liar. |
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