Glomerulate Delusiveness Microcrystallography
wrote in :

Stalking me again (in article
), Big Red Helmut
lurched towards the keyboard and quickly
scribbled:
Lionel wrote in
:

Kibo informs me that Phoenix stated that:

In article ,
Lionel wrote:

(1) Am I eligible for any awards for humiliating individual
Snuhtards,
or should I just be content with the warm inner glow from making
Usenet
a slightly nicer smelling place?

Depends on the humiliation.

Forcing them to make chicken noises? Proving that they can't tell the
difference between metaphorical threats & RL threats? Trolling them
into denying well-documented facts about Usenet history? Pulling the
incredibly ancient "I demand that you reply to this poast!" gambit, &
having it *work*?

Has it?

(2) How about if I collect the whole set? - The ****ers keep on
leaping
into the boat, so I figure I might as well give it a shot, & I
haven't
yet seen any evidence that they're capable of learning from the
****ups
of the ones I've already caught.

Hmm, there isn't a recognition for collecting Kooks yet...

I'm trying for a charm bracelet. I figure that I can shrink them in
an oven, have them bronzed, then present it to my girlfriend. *Then*
I'll tell her about the 'gook whore' line Deano used about her. I'll
cheerfully admit that this is ambitious, but hey, you've got to aim
high, & it'd be worth it just to see the look on her face as she
smashes them with a hammer.

Your "girlfriend" seems violent. Are you the submissive one?

(3) Do I get bonus points for telling them in advance what I'm
going
to
do to them, & how I'm going to do it, or is that just considered
part
of
the handicapping process that good-sportsmanship dictates for a
person
of normal intelligence who's trolling for the Yellow-Bellied,
Drooling-Snuhtard?

It gets you greater lobbying power for the HL&S, a time-honored
practice. Besides which if you can troll someone after going
through the handicapping process there really isn't much of an
argument that
you
pulled off something obvious.

Yes, that's pretty much the argument I was planning on using.

This makes you not ugly how?

It's the eyes. Remember Marty Feldman?

Maybe.


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