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Old June 19th 10, 06:38 AM posted to rec.photo.digital.point+shoot,rec.photo.digital
Dudley Hanks[_4_]
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"LOL!" wrote in message
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On Sat, 19 Jun 2010 04:49:04 GMT, "Dudley Hanks"
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"LOL!" wrote in message
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On Fri, 18 Jun 2010 23:57:43 GMT, "Dudley Hanks"
wrote:


I'm sure that, if there are any criminal profilers out there reading the
group, they've long since directed a fair amount of resources into
tracking
you down, and are currently matching your data against whatever unsolved
crimes you might be a good candidate to hang...

Calling you out for the SCAM-artist that you are makes me a criminal?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Like I said, logical reasoning isn't your best asset, LOL, nor is reading
comprehension...

I noticed, once again, you totally side-stepped the challenge... Scared
to
reveal your true identity, Batman?

You don't like my invitation for folks to donate for equipment or to keep
my
site on the web? Well, here's one you might like a bit better...

If folks like my style, and would like to see what I can do in EXTREME
conditions, I invite them to donate towards an expedition into grizzly
country.

Remember Timothy Treadwell? Anyone who wants to foot the bill is welcome
to
contact me, and I'll walk up to a grizzly and get some pics even you'd
drool
over...

Well, maybe not quite that simple. I'm a competant enough handler to know
how to do a proper introduction, but you get the picture...

Now, even you, LOL, might want to admit that my style of photography is
quite well suited for that kind of encounter, and I might even walk away
with an award winning pic... Would you quit your bitching then?

Take Care,
Dudley


Too ****in' funny! LOL!!!!!!!!

You can't even tell where your dog is most of the time even when it's
within reach of you and it sits where you tell it to sit.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, please do go get that photo. But nobody has to donate a thing to you.
There are programs where you can go free of charge already in existence.
Remember? I used to volunteer for just such an outfit. Learn to Google!
Trouble is, you won't see a penny of others' money by doing it this way.
Awww... what's the matter? Did I just ruin another way that you're trying
to scam everyone out of their money? Too bad, boo hoo.

See if you can get a nice close-up photo of a grizzly sow's cubs. That
would be awesome! But no cheating, you can't submit photos taken at a zoo.
Call us when you get back.

LOL!!!!!



Yep, sure you volunteered ...

Besides, those kind of services just wouldn't be open to letting one of the
clients spend two or three months out there getting aclimatized with the
bears, becoming part of the local inhabitants so to speak .

It's really kind of tricky, and takes a lot of time, patience, and the
ability to react calmly to quickly changing / unpredictable behaviours.

Kind of like responding to your posts...

And, of course, zoos aren't much of a challenge; remember, I like a
challenge? Not much chance of getting that shot in a zoo, anyway, couldn't
get close enough...

I'd want to do a facial with a 28mm. Zoo staff just aren't going to be
receptive...

You're welcome to contribute...

And, of course, I'll expect a complete retraction / reversal from you after
the pics are published...

want to come along?

I might need a meat shield ...

Take Care,
Dudley