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Old November 3rd 04, 04:25 PM
Harvey
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"Larry" wrote in message
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Larry Lynch
Mystic, Ct.


As somebody more dead than I famously said regarding posting binary files to
a text only newsgroup:

You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by referring to
yourself as a man, you pitiful pimple-popping putrid pile of prepubescent
puke! You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you
under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of
greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make
it look like you get laid. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the
south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered
rump. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal ****; too damn
broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea brain would
be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. Like your height,
everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming.
Your weight may well be proportional, but you've got cellulite that makes
sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Professional, my ass. You couldn't win a cigar
after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless,
über-incompetent ****wit. I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw
anything away, do you? I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is
wrote something down for me; Oh, yeah, "**** off." May you live a long life
and be the butt of many jokes to come. "


- Crap photo too; noise and CA like nothing on earth, and she looks like
she's stoned out of her head.

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