On Tue, 24 Oct 2017 00:40:00 -0700, Savageduck
wrote:

On Oct 24, 2017, Noons wrote
(in article ):

On 23/10/2017 6:24 @wiz, wrote:
The police pulled me over. The cop said he wanted to see my drivers
license. I took his picture and told him I was going to send it to
facebook and have the FBI check to see if he is a real police officer.
Again, he asked for my drivers license. I told him that until I was sure
he was a real cop, I was not going to show him anything. I told him that
he was hasrassing me because I am blond. Thats when he got a call on his
radio and he said he had to go take care of something. After telling me
to slow down, he left.

I'm home now, and I'm still waiting for facebook to tell me if he is a
real cop. But I'm still puzzled about something. What is a drivers
license, and where can I buy one?

Judy

Awesome! Thanks for the good laugh!
Reminded me of a lady on the bus I return home in, last Friday.
She was talking in a loud voice to a youn fella about how we were
definitely in the end-of-days, with all that "Trump and Korea stuff".
And how the Revelations book of every Bible(!???) aleerted to it.
And (while pulling up her smart(?)phone) how she had googled it all and
found it was true and about to happen!
When I got to my stop, I and two other guys near her got up and left,
very very fast!
But not without first thanking her for the great entertainment!

Aah! Lady on bus stories, there are so many. These two for example:

A woman gets on a bus, and with her she has three sets of twins. The bus
driver looks at her in amazment, and asks; “Good grief lady, do you always
have twins?” to which she answers; “Heavens no! Hundreds of times we have
nothing.”

Then there was the woman who boarded a crowded, standing room only bus. She
turns to a man occupying one of the filled seats, and says; “would you give
up your seat for a pregnant lady?” The man surrenders his seat to the
woman, and as the ride moves on, he looks down at her and can see no visible
signs of preganancy. So he asks her, “Excuse me, but how long have you been
pregnant?” To which she answers, “Oh, about 15 minutes, you have no idea
how tired I am."

That's funny.....

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This is an oldie, but it's still funny.

An elderly lady is riding the bus, when a dog runs out in front of the
bus. The driver slams on the brakes, and the lady's purse flies off the
seat and dumps all over the floor. She begins gathering all the stuff
from her purse, carefully checking to make sure nothing is missing.
That's when she notices her bottle of aspirins has spilled all over the
floor. She gets very upset, and starts yelling "My aspirins, my
aspirins, my aspirins".......

The bus driver turns around and says, "lady, if your ass burns that bad,
hang it out the window".....