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On Thu, 28 Dec 2017 10:22:40 +0100, android wrote:
Just saying: I've been a proud selfitist ever since I got my sticky
little fingers on me fathers Kodak Retina in 1972. It also introduced
me to the art of double exposures!

I am a psychiatrist. I'd like to help you. I will help you for a reduced
fee, because I know you severely need mental help. As your doctor, I
would like to schedule an appointment in my office tomorrow at 8am. I'll
be waiting for you.

you might be waiting a very long time.