On 2008-09-18 12:46:42 -0700, Alan Browne
said:

C J Campbell wrote:
September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Not only should
all posts be in Pirate, but discussions with photography clients and
other photographers should be in Pirate as well.

A model should be addressed as "Ye saucy wench" or, if the model is
male, as "Ye scurvy scum." Photographers with published work should be
addressed as "Cap'n," while photographers at your same level of
experience should be addressed as "Matey." Trolls should be addressed
using the most vile Pirate talk possible. People who do not have
cameras who claim to be experts on photography, for example, should be
addressed as "Landlubber."

Brilliant. And you are ...

You may call me Cap'n, me boy. :-)
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Waddling Eagle
World Famous Flight Instructor