a quick guide to england
awright governor = how are you sir
fag?= would you like a cigarette
oi ****** = that means you
what you lookin at? = run away now!
oi mate = hello
lift=elevator
pants=underwear
trousers = pants
********= gonads=genetalia=oh dear
tosser=someone who mastibates far too regularly
******=tosser
**** me!= well i'll be darned
Jessops= a very fine photographic establishment
lorry= truck
articulated lorry or artic=semi? (****ing big truck with lots of wheels)
politician= see ******
the fuzz, the pigs, the old bill, the boys in blue = policeman (see also
****** )
"excuse me mate have you got the time"= you are probably about to get mugged
jizz, jelly jewellry , pearl necklace cum = ejaculate
bangers and mash = sausages and creamed potatoes
traffic warden = see tosser
"lets have a butchers then"= rhyming slang butchers hook = look
"ooh me plates"= plates of meat feet
"thrupnies"= thrupnie bits (2 cent pieces) tits
"that was a bit pony"=pony and trap=crap
pikeys=gypos=gypsies= nomadic theiving *******s who leave large amounts of
garbage every where
rubbish=garbage
rhubarb=garbage
Arses!= oh dear
bloody yanks!= i don't actually like americans