On 1/30/2011 8:40 PM, Bill Graham wrote:


But, as the cook said to the cannibal who complained about the excessive
price of "hippie" on the menue: "Did you ever try to clean one of those
things?"


I know a wildlife photographer who always wears a watch when
photographing cannibals.

He fears being boiled alive and figures that a watched kettle never boils.

--
Peter